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Got into a 40 minute fight with a 'lonely widow' on a dating app who turned out to live in a call center
Last month I matched with a profile on a dating app that claimed to be a 58 year old widow from Portland who loved gardening. She asked me what my favorite flower was within 2 minutes of saying hi, then sent the exact same paragraph about her late husband to me that she'd clearly sent 400 other guys. I asked her what zone Portland was in for planting and she said 'zone 7, my favorite is roses' which sounded fine until she called me 'dear' four times in one sentence and her photo had six fingers on one hand. I kept her going for 40 minutes by asking about her tomato trellis, and every answer came back in perfect paragraphs with zero typos. Anyone else notice these accounts always pivot to crypto or a sick aunt around message 15?
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