Yeah my uncle tried that once @cora_mitchell, whole thing sagged after one good rain. Had to redo it with proper boards.

That parrot story is wild. Had a case where a loose floorboard would creak and vibrate just right to trip a glass break sensor.

Five grand is a lot, but I read that the epoxy stuff has to be a certain grade for structural fixes, which jacks up the price. The material itself is supposedly pretty cheap, but the labor and equipment to put it in right costs a fortune. It's one of those jobs that looks simple but really isn't.

What about your trusty toaster?

Man, do you ever look back at old photos of yourself and just die a little inside? I mean, I found a picture from like 2012 where I had that spiky, frosted tip hair, and I thought I was the coolest guy ever. It's the same feeling, right? You grow and your taste changes, but man, those old choices are just frozen in time.