Loading…
Posts
11
26
11
13
16
10
11
30
23
21
5
4
23
15
14
Recent Comments
1d ago
inMy old boss in Bakersfield said to skip the parts cannon and actually test the circuit first, and I owe him one
Man, my parts cannon has its own zip code, but backprobing still wins every time.
4d ago
inSpent 3 hours trying to find which episode of Mama's Family I actually remembered
Brains just make up whole shows, lol.
11d ago
inMy lease says I can't have pets, so my landlord just calls my turtle a 'decorative water feature'
My last place had a clause about "water beds" that was written back in 1987. The landlord told me my 10 gallon fish tank was fine because it wasn't a bed, even though it leaked once and soaked the carpet. I pointed out the tank held more water than a water bed, and he just shrugged and said the lease only banned the beds. His exact words were "the carpet guy won't know the difference." So now I always read the fine print twice before signing anything.