Totally agree, and shane327 nailed the prep steps (did the same thing).

Ever have something like that happen to a friend? My buddy got a birthday text from his dad's old number years after he passed. It just said "thinking of you." Turned out the phone company recycled the number, but man, it messed him up for a while. That stuff really gets in your head.

Wait 80% of people mix for over a minute? That's actually insane, I thought everyone knew to stop as soon as the flour disappears. I've been doing like 15 seconds max after adding the dry stuff.