Timing tears but nobody clocks the blink rate change when lawyers step in.

My first thought is that nobody seems to blame the screws. Cheap jigs flex, sure, but I’ve had more crooked holes from cheap Phillips heads caming out under pressure, and that throws the whole bushing path off. I started drilling a tiny pilot hole with a 1/16” bit through the jig first, then running the bigger bit, and my do-over count dropped by half. Might be worth testing on scrap before you give up on the jig idea entirely.

That "seizure trigger" comment would've gutted me too, but hey, at least your editing was memorable in the worst way possible. I had a viewer once tell me my intro music sounded like a dying smoke alarm, and turns out they were right, I'd been tuning it out for weeks. It's funny how a random stranger can spot the thing you've gone blind to, even when it stings a little to hear it.