TIL my buddy swore up and down that buying a brand new Honda at 84 months was 'basically free money,' then he tried to sell it 2 years later

Brooke Jones · 2026-10-09T08:35:03.511319+00:00

We were sitting at a cookout in Tulsa last weekend and he pulled up the payoff quote on his phone, still owing $19,400 on a car worth maybe $13k. He got talked into the longest term they offered because the monthly payment sounded low, and nobody once mentioned what happens when you want out early. What's the worst 'the payment is what matters' take you've heard someone defend with a straight face?

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