Did you ever try matching with someone and then realize their whole profile was lifted from a totally different person? I had this weird thing last year where I matched with a girl who had like 5 photos and every single one looked like it came from a different Instagram feed, like the lighting and the vibe did not match at all between pics. I didn't clock it at first because I was just swiping fast on my lunch break. Then I looked closer and one photo was clearly a stock pic of some beach in Bali while another was a grainy selfie that looked like it was taken on a flip phone in 2009. The bio said she was a "travel nurse who loves adventure" which is like the most generic bot bio ever. I unmatched after that but it made me wonder how many of my other matches were the same deal and I just never noticed because I wasn't paying attention.

Four minutes is pretty solid for that much water in your face.

Wait, you actually got the smoke alarm to go off at 400 degrees? I thought those things only triggered at 450 plus.