leor86•6d ago

Dating app convos got me side-eyeing every 'new here' opener

Spent last month swiping in Denver and almost every match who claimed they were "new to town" had this weird copy-paste flow. Ask about their weekend and theyd reply with a paragraph that sounded like a tourism blog, zero actual details. Then I asked one about her favorite taco spot and she wrote back three vague sentences about "exploring local flavors." That's when I realized the real tell isnt grammar, its the total lack of mess. Humans trip over words or drop a random weird fact about their dog, but bots stay smooth like they rehearse every line. Has anyone else noticed that asking for a specific cheap eats recommendation seems to fry their circuits? I swear 4 out of 5 "locals" couldnt name a single diner under $10.