Got catfished by a "local nurse" in Columbus, and the typing thing gave it away at 3am
I matched with this profile on a dating app back in March, cute nurse from Columbus, said she worked night shifts at a hospital downtown. We texted for about two weeks before I got suspicious. The thing that finally got me was her replies between 2 and 4am, always instant, always full sentences with perfect commas, like nobody types that clean at 3am half asleep. Then I noticed every message was almost the exact same length, no jokes, no typos, and she never once asked me a real follow up about my job. When I asked what floor she worked on she gave me some vague answer like "the general one" and changed the subject. I finally sent her a dumb picture of my dog and got back a perfect paragraph about how cute he was, no comment on the upside down ears or anything a real person would say. Has anyone else run into that same instant reply pattern at weird hours? I want to know if that's the big tell for the rest of you too.