Last Tuesday, I was making pancakes and had to scroll through three paragraphs about the author's Vermont vacation. I mean, I used to like those stories because they felt kind of cozy. But after I burned the first batch because I got stuck reading about maple syrup, I totally changed my mind. My mom's old recipe card just has bullet points for ingredients and steps. Maybe it's just me, but now I see why your grandma's way is so much better for actually getting dinner done.

Used to agree with @blake_bailey, but trying facials myself changed my view. They fixed problems my good genes never did.