Checked the sources, found the original.

Ever try using a bit of solder paste with that? Makes the whole process way cleaner and faster. I was shocked at the difference it made.

Guess you're eating your words with a side of glue now, huh? Three months in a pasture and they didn't pop off? That's basically a miracle. I would've bet money that pony was coming back barefoot in a week. Makes you wonder what else we're all wrong about.

Watched my buddy try to give his kid a haircut with a dead trimmer. He had to plug in the old corded monster, and the cord kept getting tangled in the kid's booster seat. Kid looked like a patchy lawn by the end, and my friend was sweating more than the kid was crying.

Missing votes doesn't always mean an empty record though.