so we're all just supposed to have 3 years of experience before we get our first job now? guess I should've started my career in the womb. saw one last week asking for a bachelor's plus 2 years for a front desk gig paying 17 bucks an hour, like what is even happening. pretty soon they'll want a master's to work the drive thru. the funniest part is the same companies cry about nobody wanting to work, while they post fake entry level jobs that want a whole resume. at some point entry level just means "we want someone with experience but we don't wanna pay for it.

Kids have always done this. When I was 12 we passed notes with codes in class. My cousin hid comic books inside his math book. Now it's just phones in cereal boxes and clips of singing cats. The sneaking part is the same. Only the thing they sneak got way louder and way weirder.