Exactly. It starts small but then your whole street decides you're the free fix-it guy. Suddenly you're tuning up grills before their fourth of July party or trying to figure out why their power tool is making a noise. The calendar fills up with other people's chores, and the only thanks is the next broken thing showing up at your door. That's not being a neighbor, that's being taken for granted.

I'm too impatient for that, I'd starve waiting.