TIL my "quick lunch" choice turned into a 3 hour saga at a gas station in Tulsa
I had exactly 20 minutes between deliveries and had to pick between a gas station hot dog or a vending machine burrito. I went with the hot dog because it looked less scary, but the roller was labeled 'chili dog' and it was just a regular dog in chili sauce. I ate it in the car and then spent the next 45 minutes stuck in a drive-thru line for a bathroom because my stomach said no. The burrito ended up being the safer bet, and now I'm paranoid about every gas station snack I see. Anyone else had a food gamble go this sideways over something so dumb?