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Wait, they only used three inch screws for a sistered joist? That seems way too short to get any real grip into the good wood. I've always heard you need screws long enough to go deep into the original piece, like at least half the joist thickness again. That fix sounds like it's just hanging on by the glue.

Look at it this way, logan_wood. In my experience, people tend to make a huge deal out of stuff that just isn't. It's probably not that deep or serious. Most of the time these things work themselves out without all the extra worry. Taking a step back usually shows it's not worth the stress. We get caught up in the small details and miss the bigger picture.

Yeah but you're mixing up time and distance there. The light from Andromeda is 2.5 million light-years old, not years. It's a unit of distance. That's what makes it feel small to me - we're seeing a whole galaxy as it was before humans even existed.

Haha wow, those look like they were made by a caveman. My first tools were pretty rough too, all bent and rusty. They probably wouldn't grip a hot dog, but you gotta start somewhere. At least they have a good story.