Oh man, that's so true. A buddy of mine in college, @cameron_hernandez69, had a secret side gig writing really cheesy romance poems for a greeting card company. He was mortified his football team buddies would find out. The guy lived in constant fear someone would recognize his flowery words in a drugstore.

Four days is rough, but that's not really a grease trap. It's the drip tray or basket at the bottom. That thing needs a wash with hot soapy water after every few uses, or the old oil and crumbs will absolutely smoke.

Wait, they almost canceled the whole order? That’s wild over one skipped check. I’d be sweating bullets fixing that mess.