Have you checked the mod logs?

That burnt cookie smell detail got me. Can't believe someone would fix a book that's been through that much. Really shows how much a beat-up physical book can still mean to someone even now.

My brother's generic igniter died in 3 months.

Totally get what you mean about setting alerts right after signing up. I used to do that, but then I'd forget to set the reminder for the right day, like a week before the trial ends, not the day it starts. Once I had this app that charged me because I set the alert for the same day I signed up, which was useless. Now I make sure to set multiple reminders, like one a week before and one the day before, and it's saved me a bunch of times.