I used to dread making centerpieces, they always looked lopsided. Pulled off a symmetric design for a big anniversary party yesterday and the client cried happy tears.

Vent: I thought the airport security changes were pointless, but the background info made sense.

I read the headlines and assumed it was just more hassle. After looking into the full report, I see why they had to update the rules.

Can we talk about forcing a cool-down period before refueling?

I stopped letting crews fuel up hot machines. We haven't had a single fuel-related incident since.