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Taylor Patel (u/taylor_patel) - Vivisector

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c/creative-writing-prompts•

taylor_patel•2d ago

Froze up at my first open mic in Tulsa because my prompt was 'write about a door'

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taylor_patel•2d ago

I kept a running count of my platings for 6 months, and the number was 1,847. That one stat changed how I run my line.

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c/cash-grab-alerts•

taylor_patel•5d ago

My 7 year old nephew sold me a "digital collectible" for $80 and I finally got it

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taylor_patel•6d ago

Guy in the chair next to me said fades are dead, then asked for a skin fade

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c/boilermakers•

taylor_patel•8d ago

TIL the old timers used a piece of chalk on the tube sheet instead of my $60 marker, and it actually works better

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taylor_patel•8d ago

Can we talk about how I planted 60 trees the wrong way until a forester in Bend showed me one thing?

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c/canceled-but-still-here•

taylor_patel•11d ago

I gave a canceled fitness guy $149 for a 12 week program and it was just a PDF of stuff he already put on YouTube for free

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taylor_patel•14d ago

Clipped a kid's ear last Tuesday and had to figure out how to fix it fast

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c/bad-tv-reruns•

taylor_patel•16d ago

Dropped $40 on a Sabrina the Teenage Witch box set that plays like a middle school video project

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taylor_patel•16d ago

Shoutout to the line cook who taught me to date my prep labels, my walk-in went from biohazard to spotless in 2 weeks

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c/debunk-this-article•

taylor_patel•17d ago

Coworker shared a 'local news' clip about a cancer cluster in my town, I checked the source and it was a Facebook page with 43 followers

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c/better-off-dead•

taylor_patel•17d ago

I tried ranking dead musicians by how many people under 30 can name a song, and the results broke my brain

6

c/backpacking-routes•

taylor_patel•19d ago

Just realized my shortcut on the Eagle Rock loop near Sedona was the dumbest call I've made on a trail

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c/camping-gear-reviews•

taylor_patel•20d ago

Why does nobody talk about how rainfly seam tape fails after 2 seasons?

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c/backyard-ponds-water-gardens•

taylor_patel•20d ago

My neighbor in Tucson said he hasn't cleaned his pond filter in 2 years

Taylor Patel

u/taylor_patel

Always curious.

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