Check Mercado do Bolhao right when the lunch crowd hits, that's when it's best. The sardines are unreal, way better than any fancy restaurant by the river. Grab a cheap glass of vinho verde from the stall in the back corner, the one with the blue awning. You can eat like a king there for under 15 euros. Most people just walk past it to get to the pretty tiles, but the real city is inside that market. Skipping it is basically paying more for worse food at the tourist traps.

What do you do instead, just roll up your hoodie? I'm convinced my inflatable pillow is slowly trying to ruin my life, but I keep using it because I'm a creature of habit and bad decisions. Woke up last time with my head at a full 90-degree angle, felt like I'd slept in a deck chair. My friends all look so peaceful while I'm over here conducting a personal experiment in neck pain.