I read somewhere that thicker shreds actually hold more crunch during fermentation, which makes sense now.

My local weatherman uses that same low angle when apologizing for a wrong forecast.

Isn't a drafting table already a kind of arm setup?

Which brand of shears did you go with?

Wait, you skip all celeb news now? That seems wild to me, @shane_bell. I get that it's mostly noise, but sometimes it's fun noise, you know? My grandma's trick about the drama in the titles is still my first gut check, honestly. It's not perfect, but it makes me pause before I believe some crazy story. The real problem is when the drama is in the quiet stuff that looks real.