Saw a buddy's whole wall fail inspection over one misplaced tie.

Yeah, that "software glitch" turning a fence into a bulldozer is the kind of headache that makes you want to throw the whole tablet in the river.

Honestly, my dog does the same thing with new stuff in the house. He'll just stare at a grocery bag like it personally offended him. Animals are just tiny, furry critics living rent free. They absolutely would argue about signal quality if they could talk.

Everything's getting turned into a transaction now. The personal touch gets lost when you're just a data point in an app. We're swapping stories for coupon codes.

Wait, they really said it's from the astronauts moving it? But you can see it moving after they step away... that doesn't add up at all. It's such a weird detail to get wrong.