Wait, seriously? The salt air in Galveston eats through everything. How does your uncle keep it from rusting?

That fern in your yard story (classic app fail) happened to my friend with a rose bush. Her app said it was one type, but her grandpa's book from the 70s corrected it. Old books have a kind of built-in wisdom, you know?

Actually the chair squat trend at my old job was with cameras ON, just pretending to sit normal. That's why it worked, seeing everyone's tiny movements. It still spread like crazy though.