Honestly my own house makes so many weird noises at night, I'm pretty sure it's haunted by my bad financial choices. The floorboards creak like my credit score groaning. Sometimes the fridge turns off and I just assume it's the ghost of that security deposit I never got back. If a real ghost showed up we'd probably just argue over who has to pay the utility bill.

Yeah that Rolling Stone interview was a total script. I saw the same thing with that chef who got caught using old slurs, his apology video felt like his publicist wrote every word.

Ever try to explain that to a new guy? They see the binder and think it's junk. But when the diag software gives you a "comm error" and you find a corroded pin on a thirty year old connector because you know where to look, that's the win. It's not about the tools, it's about building the map in your head. The old paper just helps you draw it faster.