Spreadsheet with orc art slapped on top" is perfect, we spent 45 minutes last month arguing about who grabs a stupid treasure chest. Give me a dry euro where a bad call is mine alone to make in 10 seconds.

Yikes, I don't buy the "too clean to spot" angle, those invites almost always have a weird sender domain if you hover over the link first. The shared drive blowing up in 40 minutes is the real problem, that's a permissions issue, not a phishing one.

Flip that logic around though, you saved $1,400 upfront and got exactly what you paid for, a finished filing, and now you're complaining about paying for a separate service you didn't buy. That's like buying a burger and getting mad they didn't throw in free fries when you came back hungry for them.