I used my fabric shears on a pizza box once, so I feel your pain lol.

Honestly my old boss just marked everything as spam, which seemed to work okay for him.

Ever notice how this happens with old TV shows getting rebooted too? Same old thing, new coat of paint.

Oh man, that reminds me of my cousin. He was using some sketchy stream for the finale of his favorite show. The video froze right on the big villain reveal. He got so frustrated he punched his couch cushion. But his hand slipped and he hit the wooden armrest instead. Broke his pinky finger. Had to wear a cast for weeks. Legit the most expensive free episode of TV ever.

My old geology prof would have called my grip a crime.