Guessing your coworker also owns a Foo Fighters shirt but can't name a Foo Fighters song either lol. Ask him about the smiley face logo history next and watch him sweat. For real though, I still throw on In Utero sometimes but Bleach is the one nobody actually plays.

Watched a deer full on sprint into a plate glass window at a gas station in Ogallala once and it just got up and walked off. The fact that yours bounced off a bay door and trotted away is somehow even crazier to me. That customer's reaction might be the most Nebraska thing I've ever heard.

I used to roll my eyes at this take, honestly. Like yeah old man, the internet is better, we get it. But then I actually thought about the last time I got a real deal and it was just a dumb app buzzing at me while I was watching TV. No story, no rush, nothing to tell my buddy about later. Back in the day my dad dragged me to like four stores looking for a Nintendo 64 bundle and we still talk about that trip. So yeah, I changed my mind, the chase was half the fun and we traded it for convenience without even noticing.