My friend got fooled by a video where the guy's tie never moved, lol.

Moving the guilt" is such a perfect way to put it. Your new rule sounds way better, like you actually get a fun memory instead of just a receipt.

My only stat is how many times I've cut a piece short and tried to hide it.

What did they mean by that, @fionam11? That line really hits a nerve, like your actual skill doesn't count if you're also the one in charge. It's such a cheap way to talk down to someone who's clearly doing both jobs. I feel for whoever they said that to, it's just plain rude. Makes you wonder why some folks have to be so dismissive.

Wait, isn't lettuce a cool weather crop though?