That politician spent three whole minutes talking about his wife's stress headaches before he even said the word "apology". It's like @oliver855 said, the only thing he owned was a victim complex. Classic move to hide behind your family when you're the one who messed up. Makes you wonder if they practice that sad face in the mirror. Do they think we can't see right through it?

Man, tell me about it. I fought that trowel for years, always getting those stupid ridges that wouldn't lay flat. What finally clicked for me was just using a thicker nap roller, like a half inch. It slaps down so much glue so fast and even, you just can't mess it up. The floor sticks everywhere at once, no bubbles, no dry spots. It feels like cheating after all that trowel struggle.

Man, I used to laugh at that stuff, but that's honestly pretty convincing.

My roommate and I argue about movie quotes every single week.