Oh man, my buddy Dave once spent TWENTY minutes circling a block like that because every house looked the same. He finally knocked on a door to ask for directions, and it turned out he was on the wrong street entirely. Can you imagine how messed up that is for pizza delivery or if an ambulance needed to find someone fast? Those copy-paste neighborhoods are a REAL headache for everyone living there or just trying to visit.

Your internal clock is more obsessive than my morning alarm.

My reminder app has more alerts than my boss has meetings. Still managed to miss one last week though.

Man, fifteen bucks every Saturday sounds low. I did that math once with my mid-week coffee runs and it was like a car payment over a year. You skip ten fancy coffees and suddenly you're halfway to a new delay pedal. What were we even buying, warm milk and a feeling?