Following a dotted line on my trail guide got me stuck in knee-deep muck.

I finally caught a trend early, but the algorithm slept on it

I dropped a video about that new dance challenge the day it started. The algorithm just sat on it for like three weeks before pushing it out. How do you get it to move faster when something's hot?

Can we talk about the time I accidentally bought a lamb's head?

I was on a trip to Marrakech and stopped at a market for some meat. The butcher there did not speak English, and my Arabic is just a few words. I pointed at what I thought was a leg of lamb, trying to mime cutting a steak. He nodded, then brought out this whole lamb's head from the back, eyes and all. I was so surprised I just paid for it, not knowing what else to do. A friendly local saw my face and laughed, then showed me how to roast it with spices. It turned out pretty good, but what a way to learn about different cuts. Now I stick to shops with pictures or bring a translation app for meat terms.