My book club picked up War and Peace last year and I swear half the members suddenly got glasses. Not prescription, just little wire frames they'd take off to make a point. The other half started quoting Russian proverbs at the coffee machine at work. It turns out a dense book is just a fancy costume party for people's egos. I miss when we just read bad mysteries and argued about the wine.

Break the drywall into small bits and use it in your garden. The gypsum in drywall can improve soil quality and cut down on trash. You get free soil amendment and less stuff in the dump.