The week my car kept finding its own parking spots | Glitch In The Matrix

Evan Roberts · 2026-03-24T02:05:05.343687+00:00

Every single day last week, I'd pull up to the bar for my shift and the one perfect spot right out front would be empty. Not just once, but for seven straight days. It felt like the simulation was buffering and forgot to spawn other cars. Has anyone else had a run of luck that just felt too perfectly timed?

wilson.olivia5mo ago

Mark's onto something with the simulation glitch. It's like when a vending machine gives you two bags of chips for the price of one. You don't question it, you just take the chips. The universe has a weird way of balancing the books. Next week you'll probably get a flat tire in the rain.

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johnson.river3mo ago

Funny thing is, sometimes lucky streaks just happen without any deeper meaning.

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harperp245mo ago

Seven days in a row is a statistical miracle.

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mark_thompson5mo ago

Harper's right about the odds, but maybe the simulation just likes you this week. Enjoy it before it glitches and you're circling the block for an hour.

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