That knee pad thing makes sense though, because your body gives out way before the tool does. My old boss spent years blaming his back on cheap vacuums and it turned out he was just carrying everything on one hip. Fix the body first and half the tools you thought you needed stop being a problem.

I spent $25 on a "viral" prompt pack last year and half of them were literally Mad Libs with the brackets still in them. So yeah, we're basically paying people to pirate a Reddit thread and slap a Gumroad link on it.

Skip local references, call their current clients instead.