Oh man, that reminds me of the time I spent two hours hunting down a missing grounding strap on a backup generator. Turned out someone used it to tie a trash bag shut in the break room. I found it when I went to throw away my coffee cup. The panel probably was feeling proud, sitting there all fixed up while the real issue was somewhere else entirely. Maintenance crews get creative sometimes, but not always in the ways you'd hope.

@phoenix_singh25 I feel you, the weekly allowance approach is what finally clicked for me too. Just set a cash envelope for coffee each week and once it's gone, it's gone - no tracking needed.

That "terrible college jokes" line hits close to home. Did you actually delete the chats or are you just hoping nobody scrolls back far enough?

Yeah customer support and I have a special relationship - I spend 45 minutes on hold just to be told to try turning it off and on again, which I already did twice before calling. Guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

Fr dude, same here, penny sleeves feel like they're made of used tissue paper.