Wait what? The water lilies have been cleaning the water since the 1920s? That's insane, I had no idea it was that old. They just paved right over a system that's been working for a century. No way some new drains are gonna be better than that, it's just gonna cause more problems.

Classic mix-up between arrivals and departures, the programmer's version of showing up to a party on the wrong day. At least you got a free Italian lesson from a patient train guy, lol. Your script basically did the opposite of what you wanted, which is a pretty solid summary of my early coding attempts too. That's a travel story you won't forget.

Skipping notes is how you get guaranteed repeat business. Can't say I hate the extra callback money.

My friend Sarah totally tripped carrying a big bowl of homemade beef tips to the patio. They went all over the deck. She had a bag of pre-cut teriyaki strips in the fridge as a backup and just cooked those instead. It completely saved the party.

Thanksgiving isn't when that happens, it's Christmas.