My buddy tried that and still messed up twice.

My own life would be a slow news day too.

Honestly, story poles are fine, but calling it shocking is a bit much. It's just a marked stick, not magic. Most of these old tricks are just common sense ways to avoid messing up simple measurements. They save time, sure, but people act like they discovered fire.

Wait, you only used hydraulics for a WEEK and you're already that sure? That's crazy fast to change your mind.

Wait, you sprayed a bathroom with a hopper gun, @alice457?