Wait, you actually watch at 1x speed now and take notes on character reactions? That's wild. I tried that once for a single show and gave up after three episodes because it felt like homework. How do you not get bored out of your mind during the slow parts every single season?

That deflate function is a game changer, seriously. I was the same way, cheap pump dying at 2am, and now I won't even pack for a trip without my good one. Soggy mattress wrestling is now a thing of the past for me too.

Flip that logic around though - that $47 might be a free pass from future-you to past-you. You found a little gift your past self left behind, so just enjoy the win and stop overthinking it.