Yeah the "crispy mess" part really got me. I used to be one of those people who thought ferns could just live off bathroom steam and prayer but I tried a maidenhair in a north facing window and it looked like burnt lettuce after two weeks. Your snake plant and ZZ suggestion makes a lot more sense now. I guess some corners just aren't meant for ferns no matter how much you want them to work there.

Wait, so it's literally the SAME data? Like zero difference between what I'm getting for free and what some people are paying for? @phoenix_grant I would be so mad if I dropped money on something just to find out the free version is the exact same thing.

haha man that's brutal, 999 is like the universe's way of saying "close but no cigar." I've had a post freeze at 420 once and it felt like the internet was mocking me personally. At least your glitch vid was probably funny enough to deserve the attention, mine was just a picture of my cat looking confused.

Slow and steady wins the race in everything.

Wait, 3 years on Strava Premium? Dang, that's a lot of money. That pacing thing you mentioned is wild. I had the same issue with Strava where it said I ran a 7:30 mile on my normal route but my Garmin watch showed a solid 8:15. So it was basically lying to me for months. Maybe I'm just bitter but it's crazy how a free app can just show the real numbers while the paid one is out here making up fantasy times.