Hold on, you timed scenes with a stopwatch? That's some next-level dedication right there.

Damn, that's clever! But wait, did the bus driver actually tell you how to game the transfer system for the whole week, or did you figure that part out on your own? Because I've had drivers who barely hand over the transfer without grumbling, let alone offer strategic advice. Maybe Denver drivers are just more chill about it, or was this one guy unusually helpful? Honestly, I'm wondering if transfers have a time limit that made your whole week thing risky, like did you ever get caught with a expired one?

That sticky coating thing happened to my old tent too, but it was a cheap Coleman from the 90s and the fly basically turned into a giant piece of tape. I remember pulling it apart from itself one morning and just staring at it, like, welp. Ended up using the poles to make a greenhouse cover for my tomatoes for like three summers after that. But yeah, 26 years of 40 nights a year is wild, I bet a lot of that fabric is just made different now, even if the weights are lighter.