Actually they use a lot of glue and glycerin instead of photoshop for burgers and cereal. The milk in ads is usually white glue, lol.

Smooth save? Tell that to my grandpa who still writes checks, davis.olivia. The "faster and cleaner" part only works if your tech doesn't fail and you can afford it. What happens when the network goes down or someone's phone breaks? It feels less like progress and more like a new way to shut people out.

Margaret's got the right idea with the deep watering and mulch (it's basically tree first aid). I've seen borers take out a birch in one season when it was dry, so that weekly soak is non-negotiable. Johnson.river is spot on about health being the best defense, but sometimes you need to step in if the bugs are already under the bark. A trunk spray in early spring can target the adults before they lay eggs, which is way better than a band-aid fix later.

It's like @ryanc71 said, a promise you keep breaking to yourself.

Can't buy good taste, can you?